The Akatsuki hideout was in total chaos. Pein groaned. This was the seventh migraine he had suffered that morning. He had had enough.
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!" He screeched. "NO PUNCHING, KICKING, HITTING, STARING, NAME-CALLING, DANCING, WHINING, FIGHTING, MURDERING, RAPING, PUSHING, SCRATCHING, TATTLING, OR KILLING!!"
Zetsu scratched his head. Then he smiled.
"HEY EVERYONE!" his white side yelled. "LETS START PINCHING!!" his black side finished.
Everyone cheered.