Naruto was sitting in Tsunade's waiting room. "GRANNY TSUNADE!!!" He yelled.
Tsunade opened the door and came in. "What is it?!" She snapped.
Naruto sighed in relief. "Whew, I thought you'd never get here!" he pointed to his eyes. "My eyes hurt."
Tsunade grunted. "Really. As if the two black eyes didn't give it all away... Hmph."
Naruto continued to talk. "Every single time I eat ramen, I feel... kind of a stabbing pain in my eye." He explained tearfully. "Sometimes, it's the right eye, and-"
"Naruto!" Tsunade barked.
Naruto scowled. "Hey, I didn't finish my expla-"
"Take the chopsticks out of the bowl, BEFORE you start to eat."
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"Pshaw, Granny Tsunade, I knew that! What am I, some kind of dumb blonde?" Naruto grinned and ran out of the room.
Tsunade sighed. "If only you knew, Naruto," she muttered. "if only you knew."