Kakuzu was selling medicine at a health fair. When he counted three hundred people, he felt it was time to bring out the big guns.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," Kakuzu bellowed. "CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!"
Everyone stared at him.
"I HAVE FOUND THE ELIXER OF LIFE!" Kakuzu yelled, holding up a tiny bottle. "JUST ONE TINY BOTTLE WILL ALLOW YOU TO LIVE FOREVER!" he screamed. "AND IT'S YOURS, FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF $9,999.99!" He continued to pitch his product.
Nobody believed him. "If it works so well, why don't YOU drink it?" one person in the crowd asked. "You look at least sixty years old!"
"THANK YOU, MY GOOD MAN," Kakuzu continued to screech at the crowd. "I'M ACTUALLY APPROACHING MY 789TH BIRTHDAY!"
Now, the crowd started surging up and giving away their hard earned money to the con artist. One person was still not sure, so he asked Kakuzu's assistant, Hidan.
"Hey, young fella," The man called. "Is this guy really that old?"
"How the fuck am I supposed to know?" Hidan spat. "I've only worked for the old bastard for 300 years."