"Lady Tsunade!" Lee called from across the street. "I have to ask you a question!
"Oh god," Tsunade rolled her eyes. "Look away, look away, look aw- AHHHHH!" She screamed. Lee was suddenly standing in front of her.
"Lady Tsunade!" Lee said.
Tsunade sighed. "Yes, Lee?"
"Remember when I was sick, how you told me to stay in bed until you called?" Lee asked. "That was last year. You never called."
Tsunade thought for a moment. "Oh, yes. I remember saying that." she replied. "I didn't call? Then what are you doing out of bed?"
Lee fidgeted and stared at his toes. "Well, I realized that the telephone hadn't been invented yet."
"Ah."