"So..." Pein asked. "Why do you want to join the Akatsuki?"
"I dream of making a billion dollars as a ventriloquist, just like my old granny," Sasori replied. He inspected his fingers closely for splinters.
"Your grandmother made a billion dollars as a ventriloquist?!" Pein gasped incredulously.
"No, but she dreamed of it." Sasori plucked out a splinter.