Kakashi was traveling up a narrow mountain road, carrying a large package. They were souveinirs from the Icha Icha Expo he had just been to.
Jiraya was traveling down a narrow mountain road. He was going to the Icha Icha Expo that was taking place the entire day.
Suddenly, the two shinobi met. The road was too narrow for each of them to pass the other for two miles each way.
Jiraya rolled up his sleeves. "If you don't back up two miles," He growled menacingly to Kakashi. "I won't like what I'll have to do..."
Kakashi gulped, and backed up the entire two miles down the mountain road. Finally, they both had gotten to the bottom.
"Jiraya..." Kakashi asked. "What was it that you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?"
Jiraya chuckled. "Back up two miles."