A/N: The two rain-nin are from the Pein vs Jiraya arc. I don't know their names. . .so. . .yeah.
The two rain ninja were still trapped in the belly of Jiraya's toad summon. They were considering the pros and cons of their circumstances.
The first ninja sighed. "This sure is bad luck. Imagine us! Two ninja, in our prime, captured by a weird old dude with a toad fetish."
The second ninja managed a weak smile. "Well, at least we're out of the rain."
The first one nodded. "You've got a point there."
"And," the second one continued. "We've been provided with room and board as well."
The first ninja looked around him. "With room, certainly, but where is the board?"
The second ninja rolled his eyes. "You croaker, WE are the board!"