Kiba was putting the finishing touches on his magnificent chocolate-marshmallow pie, when Hana burst through the door.

"Go clean your room." she ordered.

"Aww, do I have to?" Kiba whined. "I'm putting the finishing touches on my magnificent chocolate-marshmallow pie!"

"NOW."

Kiba shuddered.


One room-cleaning later:

Kiba ran back into the kitchen and screamed. Akamaru was halflway done with his magnificent chocolate-marshmallow pie.

"You glutton! You evil-doer!" Kiba wailed. "Akamaru, are you not ashamed to be seen by these four walls, let alone living witnesses?" Kiba spoke reproachfully. "You have been an honorable ninja dog up to this time,one who might be pointed out as a model of discretion!" Kiba lamented sorrowfully. "And now, how great a disgrace you are to the Inuzuka clan! The neighbors will all mock you terribly, and I will be the one they shame!"

While Kiba continued to give the most moving speech of the decade, Akamaru finished off the pie. As you probably know, dogs are not supposed to have chocolate. Akamaru twitched, and suddenly grew to three times his usual size.


A/N: I've always wondered how Akamaru grew so much in two years... Now I know!