Izumo and Kotetsu were hiking.
"La, la, la," Izumo sang. "We're hiking, we're hiking, we're hik-"
"Hey, didn't we just pass that oak tree?" Kotetsu's eyes widened. "Izumo, I think we're lost!"
Kotetsu immediately got out his compass and map, and started to determine where they had gone off the path.
Izumo, on the other hand, reached into his bag and got out a small machine.
"Check it out, Kotetsu!" He dangled the machine in front of Kotetsu's face. "It's the newest thing off the black market."
Kotetsu stared. "What the hell is that thing?" He asked.
"It's a GPS!" Izumo bragged. "It'll tell us EXACTLY where we are!"
Kotetsu sighed. "Yeah. Good luck with your Pee Pee Ess, or whatever it's called." He continued to fiddle with his compass and map.
Izumo locked his GPS onto a satellite tower. "AHA!" He gasped. "I know exactly where we are!"
Kotetsu was amazed. "Where are we?" he asked.
Izumo smiled triumphantly. "We're on that mountain over there." He pointed proudly.