Chapter 2, thank you for the 2 lovely reviews, I was playing not to update ANY story today, you know...it's the holidays, GOOD NEWS I am buying myself a computer :D YAY. Anyways. I know Jiraiya is spelt wrong last time, but I'm going to spell likes this Jiraya. I don't know why but I like it that way. Anyways I also know he is WAYYYYYYYYY to old for Naruto, and that may be the cause that no one really write them as a couple when they totally much.

Naruto's eyes slowly opened, he had remember he was eating ramen this morning, but nothing after that, it was as if he had hit something hard that had made his mind scrabble his memories. He sat up from the floor, looking for his mentor, prevy sage. The place was empty, he wasn't here. Naruto narrowed his eyes in annoyance. Thinking that he was in some club or something with some lady with but tits.

"I need to train!" Naruto crossed his legs, and did a hand sign that he always uses to focus his chakra and energy. He made a were 'mm' noise as he used his chakra, soon later he used his clones to double his training. Finally after 5 minutes he got a idea. What better opponent than oneself? He made many shadow clones and started to fight them, knowing one good hit would poof them away.

"What are you doing?" The voice of the pervy sage, got him distracted, and his clone laid a fist at his face. Naruto fell to the ground holding his face. Jiraya only shook his head. His last clone laughed at him. Naruto got up, smirking.

"I won't got down that easy" He jumped at him, and the other struggled, pulled, pushed, kicked, Jiraya did a karate chop on the one of the heads.

"Hey! You got the wrong me"

"Opps, my bad" He said in a no sincere way. Naruto finally made a perfect punch and poof his clone away. Naruto looked at him, he wasn't drunk, he wasn't light headed or anything. Could it be was REALLY wasn't with a girl.

Naruto was sweating, and thought he should get in shower, he hadn't taken one for 3 days, he never knew why. He left his mentor's side and entered the bathroom, grabbing some fresh cloth along the way. He striped and entered the tub, turning the shower one. He liked the warm water one his hair, making all the knots and curls go loose. His hair didn't completely fall down; it was still spiky even with water. When Naruto found this out, that he could make his hair do anything else than be spiky, he was convinced that his hair had a mind of its own. He was facing the wall, enjoying the water, when someone wrapped a hand around his waist and one around his chest. He turned his neck, it was pervy sage. That's when he remembered this morning. He remembered everything till he blacked out.

"What are you-" His played with his nipple, twisting it and circling it. He turned red. "Lemme go"

"What do you mean, you wanted to train didn't you?" He asked innocently.

"This isn't training...ah..."

"Who told you that? It is training, training, number two" The hand around his waist wrapped around his hard member, stroking it.

"Ah...no...nnngh...!" He kept playing and Naruto kept moaning in pleasure, and slight shame.

"Aahh!" He came hard on the wall, he kept panting, hoping he wouldn't black out.

"Naruto sit" He heard a faint voice from behind. He did as he was told. "Open your legs wide" He did. Prevy Sage sat in between and bent down and took his member whole. Naruto gasp. He sucked, and bobbled his head back and forth. Licking, sucking, fiercely. Naruto's legs curled and uncurled, this feeling was weird. His head snapped everywhere till he came, with a shriek. Jiraya swallowed and sat up, kissing Naruto. Naruto taste his seed, salty, but he was too shocked and frozen to realize. He's never been kissed before, not a proper one. He's gotten a peck on the cheek and forehead from the fifth Hokage not a REAL kiss, lip to lip thing. He didn't think, there was too much stockiness and panic to realize. His mentor pulled away, seeing his shocked face, he laughed. Bring Naruto back to what's happened.

"Y-y-y-y-you..." Naruto looked down, embarrassed by what happened, the kiss and the jerk off. Once again his mentor laughed.

"Shuddup!"

Review , there will be more longer chapters soon, I only ask for reviews because I feed on them, and if I don't get any I die and then I won't be about to update, THIS IS A ONE STORY THING, it will be longer than 5 chapters (I THINK) if you like yaoi, I have more I've done. Just go on my story list and find one, that's yaoi. I only have one other that's yaoi. It has the Akatsuki yaoi pair and some with other character. IT's not a story it's just a different pair for each chapter. REVIEW. I'm not done it yet. I'm not updating till I get more reviews AND THE COMPUTER