A/N: Most of you have probably heard of this dog joke. Oh well, it's still funny, isn't it?
A medic-nin, an academy student, an ANBU, and the Hokage were all discussing which of their pets were the best.
The medic-nin was first. "Senbon, do your stuff!"
Senbon the cat retrieved a bottle of alka seltzer, took out exactly one tablet, and put it in a glass of water.
The academy student was next. "Homework, go to it!"
Homework the dog got out a piece of paper and drew a perfect diagram of a ninja's chakra system.
The ANBU was next. "Assassin, show them what you're made of!"
Assassin the snake mixed equal measures of ammonia and bleach and made a vial of poison, which he slipped inside a package of cookies.
The Hokage was last. "Ton Ton, you know what to do."
Ton Ton the pig drank the seltzer water, put his name on the diagram, and ate the cookies. He then promptly died.