Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze were happily married...or so they thought.
One day, Kushina asked Minato a question.
"If I died, would you remarry?"
Minato shrugged. "Maybe."
Kushina wasn't satisfied yet.
"Would you still live in this house?"
Minato shrugged. "I guess... it's paid for."
"Would you still keep the furniture?"
Minato shrugged once again. "I guess...it's paid for."
"Would you let her use my antique calligraphy brushes?"
Minato shook his head. "Heck no, she's left handed...er...I mean, she, er, would be left handed...oh, what's the use." Minato shrugged tiredly.