Jiraya had spent the last six months writing out his new novel. When it came out, Kakashi was the first one to buy a copy. He turned to the first page with high expectations.
"The man turned to his long-lost lover," Kakashi read, so excited he almost peed a little in his pants. "And they kissed, and kissed, and kissed, and kissed, and kissed..."
Kakashi flipped through the rest of the book. "There's nothing in here besides three hundred pages of 'and kissed,'!" he shouted indignantly.
The next day, Kakashi went to Jiraya's training grounds.
"JIRAYA!!" Kakashi screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH YOUR NEWEST BOOK??!!"
Jiraya looked at the book long and hard. "What's wrong with it?"
Kakashi was livid. "What's wrong with it? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? IT'S THREE HUNDRED PAGES OF 'AND KISSED,' THATS WHATS WRONG WITH IT!"
Jiraya shrugged. "Passionate kiss." he explained.