Konan was walking along a sidewalk one day, when she saw Kakuzu at his usual spot, beggin for money. He usually had a hat in his left hand, where people dropped their spare change. But today was different.
"Kakuzu?" Konan asked. "Why are you holding up two hats today?"
Kakuzu smiled smugly. "Well, business has been so tremendous lately, that I've decided to open a branch office."
Konan handed him a dime, and walked away, muttering to herself.