Sorry for not updating for sooooo long I came back, didn't I!

"Alice! Girl's Dormitory! NOW."

"BUT LIIILLLS! WE JUST GOT BACK!"

So this is going to be harder than I thought. Hmm…time for desperate measures. I NEED to tell someone about the Head's Dormitory and the nightmare train ride…OH RIGHT! So, now I just figured out that I have to spend this whole year living in a private dormitory with…you guessed it, James Potter. And no. Before you say it, we're not going to magically fall in love and live happily ever after. NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN.

I agreed to be his friend. FRIEND. Nothing more. Even that is sort of shaky. You know, after the whole train ride thing…I meant what I said about the three strike system…I mean, if James thinks that he's going to get a reprieve so easily, when he's been literally the bane of my existence for the last years, he is WRONG!

"ALICE. GET YOUR BLOODY ARSE OVER HERE NOW!"

If I have to watch them making goo-goo eyes at each other one more time…I swear…they had better sleep with one eye open. Oh wait…if one of their eyes is open, it'll be easier for them to make goo-goo eyes at each other…darn. Well..I'll come up with something.

I dragged Alice upstairs to the girl's dormitory and then immediately started talking.

"Ok Alice. BIG. NEWS. First of all, I'm moving out. I have to share the Head's Dormitory with James for this whole year. "

"WHAT! YOU'RE LEAVING ME! HOW COULD YOU LILY!"

"Oh dear Merlin, just shove it Alice. I'll give you the password as soon as I get it!"

"Fine. OH OH OH! What happened on the train? You seemed pretty comfortable in James' lap over there!"

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH THE WHOLE WIGGLING OF THE EYEBROWS! FIRST JAMES, NOW ALICE! INSANITY!

"I was anything but comfortable, Alice! I fell into the bloody git's lap and he was….exceedingly..happy…to see me!"

"NO. HE DIDN'T! HE WASN'T!"

"Yeah. Yeah he was."

"AND YOU SAT ON HIS LAP WHILE…HE..WAS…EXCITED!"

"Well…yeah…I was trying to save him from further humiliation! I think Remus knew though…"

"Further humiliation? THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?"

"This afternoon in the prefect's compartment…I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD FRIEND!"

"I still think you have a thing for him!"

"Shut it Alice…I have to go to the Head's Dorm!"

Oh I am just a master of graceful exits, aren't I. But is there actually a possibility that I like James Potter? Maybe I even love him?

HA. I really had you going there. Nah…we're just friends…well…sort of friends…I guess..yeah. SERIOUSLY, I WAS KIDDING! Well, off to the Head's Dorms I go!