A Year in the Naruto Universe

by kacheep

Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.

39. Day 39: Mail

Pein rushed into the post office, clutching an envelope.

"This needs to be delivered A S A P!" he panted. Inside the envelope was his nomination form for the Most Outstanding Evil Villain award.

The delivery nin casually weighed the envelope in his hand. "It'll cost ya about...oh, ten bucks."

Pein fumbled around in his pockets. "Er, I don't have that much."

The delivery nin punched some numbers on a cash register. "Alrighty then, it's gonna cost $7.58," he said.

Pein shook his head sadly. "I don't have $7.58," he mumbled.

The delivery nin sighed in annoyance. "Fine, sir, how much DO you have?"

"$2.76..." Pein meekly replied.

The delivery nin turned around. "Hey, you, get the catatpult ready!"