A group of retired Konoha ninja were on a tour of a Iwagakure goat-cheese-making facility. The overly cheery guide herded them to a lush green pasture, where many goats grazed in peace. The tour group stopped there to take pictures.
"This is where all of our goats go to when they become too old to produce milk." The chipper young guide gave them a sparkling smile. "What do your people do with your old goats over in Konoha?" she asked.
"They send us on these retarded tours," Sarutobi, former Hokage, muttered under his breath.
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A/N: Yay! My first drabble! And if I'm not mistaken, a drabble has to have EXACTLY 100 words. Wait...does the author's note count? It better not. Anyways, reviews and suggestions for future days are very welcome.