A Year in the Naruto Universe

by kacheep

Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.

42. Day 42: Good Boys

One day, Deidara had finally had enough.

"Tobi." he barked. Tobi came running to him.

"YEEEEEEEEES, Deidara-Sempai?" he squealed.

"Why, un," Deidara asked. "Are you a good boy, Tobi?"

Tobi sat. He stared. He stroked his nonexistent goatee. He stood on his head (1). He consulted Wikipedia.

"... ... ...Tobi doesn't know why Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi gasped in wonderment.

Deidara snickered. "Then...is it, un, possible that Tobi, un, is a bad boy??"

Well, THAT totally set Tobi off.

Deidara watched in horror as Tobi underwent a terrifying transformation.

"TOBI IS A BAD, BAD, BOY!!" The Tobi-monster roared.

"N...n..o...no, no, no, un! Tobi is a good, un, boy, Tobi is a good boy, un!" Deidara shrieked in horror.

There was an audible popping sound as the Tobi-monster turned back into Tobi.

"Tobi is a good boy, right, Deidara-sempai?" Tobi asked sweetly.

"Y...yuh...yes, un," Deidara whimpered.

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(1) I've heard that standing on your head can help your brain cells, or something.