A/N: Yeah...it's another Minato/Kushina oneshot. But I couldn't resist. :)
Minato was very sick. He was so sick that Kushina thought that he might die. So they went to the best doctor in the entire Leaf village.
After the examination, the doctor called Kushina into the office. He began to explain. "Your husband has a very deadly disease, you see. It's primarily caused by stress. So you can do three things to ensure his survival."
Kushina gulped.
The doctor continued. "First, give him a stress-free environment and don't complain about anything. Second, cook him three healthy meals a day. And lastly, make passionate love to him every single day.
Kushina gulped another gulp on top of her previous gulp.
On the way home, Minato was curious. "What kind of disease do I have?" he asked. "Is everything going to be okay?"
Kushina twiddled her thumbs. "Er...sorry, but you're not going to make it." she smiled cheesily.