"Hey, Kisame!" Hidan called. "You seriously look fucked up."
Kisame's usual shade of cerulean was diluted to a pale periwinkle. He looked delirious.
"Oy! Itachi!" Hidan yanked Itachi's hair. "What kind of shit did you feed ol' fish-eyes?"
"Hn." Itachi pulled his hair free. "He was looking at me strangely yesterday..."
"So?" Hidan shrugged. "Did you perhaps notice, that...oh, I dunno, HE'S A FRICKIN' FISH?!"
"...so I spayed and neutered him." Itachi finished.
"Damn!" Hidan gasped. "Itachi, you aren't supposed to do BOTH!"
Itachi smiled. "I lacked a different partner."
Hidan glared at him. "You...bastard!" Hidan pointed accusingly. "How could you take advantage of a poor, defenseless fish like Kisame?"
"......I didn't want to take any chances." Itachi said, as he walked away.