One day, Ino came into her parents room and tapped on her father's shoulder.
"Mnf...hmnf...what?" Inoichi snorted. "Ino? What are you doing here?"
"Dad!" she called quietly. "I think someone broke into our house!"
Inoichi dutifully grabbed his trusty baseball bat and was about to tiptoe down into the living room, when Ino suddenly stopped him.
"Remember!" Ino reminded him "Sneak up on him. Don't let him see you, and knock him out before he knows what's happened."
Her father nodded, and walked out of the room.
"Pssst!" Ino whispered after him. "When you come back, bring me a glass of milk. I'm parched!"