Tobi was sitting on a park bench. There were two ninja beside him, pretending to fish. They would cast their imaginary lines and reel in their imaginary catch.

A park ranger stared at them suspiciously. Finally, he stepped up to Tobi.

"Do you know these people?" The park ranger asked.

"Yes! They are Tobi's friends, Kisame-san and Itachi-san! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi replied cheerily.

The park ranger frowned. "In that case, you'd better get 'em outta here!"

Tobi saluted. "Yes sir, park ranger-san!"

Tobi began rowing furiously.


A/N: Yeah...Itachi and Kisame are really OOC. Oh well. Reviews and new ideas are my best friends!