Cue annoying talk show music...
"HEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOO!" bellowed the talk show host. "I'm your host, Orochimaru! And this is....My Next Body!"
The studio audience cheered.
Orochimaru continued. "Our guest today is HIDAN, from Yugakure!" Orochimaru clapped.
Hidan walked out. He squinted his eyes.
"Goddammit, you asshole!" Hidan snarled. "What the fuck is with these blinding lights, seriously!?"
Orochimaru ignored him. "So, Hidan, what makes you think you're capable of being My Next Body?" Orochimaru asked.
Hidan bumped around until he felt a chair. He sat down. "What? I never agreed to be here! You fuckers told me this was the Annual Jashinist Convention!"
Orochimaru hurriedly shuffled through his stack of questions. "Erm...okay, we'll save that question for later. How about this: What is your dream job?" Orochimaru asked.
Hidan sighed. "Hmmm. I guess...I'd want to be a gay talk show host during the day..."
Orochimaru frantically tried to cut him off, but to no avail.
"...and a pedophile during the night." Hidan finished. He smirked at Orochimaru. "Just. Like. You."
The studio audience gasped. Then, they all left, including Hidan.
Orochimaru crawled into a fetal position and sobbed.
A/N: Yah... this was random. And my spring break is coming to an end. Boo hoo.