It was that time of month again. Konan...wasn't feeling well.
Pein was trying to change a light bulb. But hearing Konan constantly bitch about completely random stuff did not help him at all.
"PEIN?!" Konan shrieked. "Do you know how to change a stupid light bulb?"
Pein gritted his teeth. "Y...e...s..."
"Gawd," Konan muttered. "You're messing up the light bulb."
A vein popped in Pein's forehead. "I'm.....s...o...r...r...y..." Pein stumbled a bit on the ladder.
Konan laughed. "Pein, you are SUCH a retard!" she chortled.
Pein couldn't take it anymore. "Konan, why don't you come and try to change this lightbulb?" he suggested.
Konan got up. "Fine, ya little lady." she smirked. She climbed to the top of the ladder, took the light bulb, and jammed it into the opening. She was, of course, electrocuted.
Pein couldn't believe his eyes. He lauged joyfully. "THERE IS A GOD!" Pein yelled, crying tears of joy.