A/N: I'm watching Chowder as I'm typing. Has anyone ever noticed that Chowder's voice is the same as Alphonse's voice in the original FMA series? Just putting that out there :) I need some ideas, yo! R and R, please!
"Sasori no Danna...un," Deidara asked. "How come I don't have, un, a last name?" Deidara pouted. "It, un, isn't very fair."
Sasori ignored him. "Go bother Pein. He'll give you a last name."
Deidara immediately ran to Pein's super secret office.
"PEIN-SAMA!!!" Deidara screamed. "GIMME A, un, LAST NAME!"
Pein sighed. "All right, Deidara. Kneel."
Deidara shrugged, and kneeled in front of Pein.
"By the lack of patience and kindness vested in me," Pein intoned, "I hereby dub thee, Deidara PoopyHead."
Deidara blanched. "So...un, my name is now Deidara PoopyHead?" He asked Pein
Pein nodded. "Yes. Now go and bother Sasori."