Hi crazies! I am so sorry not updating! ! I had the chapter done, but I didn't have time to get it posted! You deserve better! Sorry! This chapter will be she-cats. The official winner for the –bc at the end of my name is – SHIMMERTAIL! Sadly, Shimmertail did not give me her description so I can't use her in this chapter. If you are the real Shimmertail please review and give me your description! I will have you appear next chapter. Also I'm going to try writing in a different style this time. Thanks for the awesome reviews!
Disclaimer- If I owned warriors Ashfur would have had a much more painful death, and Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw would be together
Squirrelflight and Jayfeather quickly jumped in their seats.
Millie- Hold still Jayfeather I'm almost done with your make-up!*trying to pin him to his chair*
Honeyfern- You guys you have one minute before the camera starts to roll!
Squirrelflight- Millie stop-it! If he wants to look ugly let him look ugly!*tries to throw off Millie*
Millie- Never *holding on even tighter to Jayfeather *
Squirrelflight- The camera's rolling mousebrain's!*throw's Millie off the set*
Squirrelflight- Welcome to the second episode of…..
Jayfeather- Warrior Fight Arena! I'm your first host Jayfeather…
Squirrelflight- and I`m your other Squirrelflight!
Jayfeather- Today along with random She-cat mauling each other we get to meet some new guards sent in by xXDovewingXxxXEagleXx!
Squirrelflight- Yay for Dovewing!
Jayfeather- For being the first and only one to send us security we give you….
Squirrelflight- the power….
Jayfeather and Squirrelflight- to think about PIE!
Squirrelflight- We should probably meet the security sousin't we?
Jayfeather- You just said sousin't instead of shouldn't ya-know
Squirrelflight- I know it so awesome we should add it to the bad word dictionary!
Jayfeather- No you wouldn't, you couldn't, you shouldn't!
Squirrelflight- And why not?
Jayfeather- because I said it, and med. cats don't say mean things!
Squirrelflight- fine I won't
Jayfeather- *having calming down he began to read* The security cats are
-Stormfur
-Brambleclaw
-Lionblaze
Squirrelflight-Now tonight we have some she-cat pairings!
Jayfeather- We got tonight's pairing's from fallenshadow962, Shimmertail, and Dawnsplash
Squirrelflight- Thanks for all your pairing's, but we can only use so many!
Jayfeather- Fallenshadow962's pairing will be used in our next episode, and we will use a few of Dawnsplash and Shimmertail's.
Squirrelflight- Here are…..wait a sec. I'm getting a message from the author. She says I can't about Misty…star. Oh-yay!
*Camera switches to Mistystar*
Mistystar- Thanks for not forgetting me author!
Author- Your welcome
Mistystar- Welcome to the audience view of the fighting arena. We will play another game of Meet that Freak! We played it last time with Mousefur, but it didn't have a name. Well let's see who we find!
Randomcat1- Pick me!
Randomcat2- No me I'm more beautiful than that ugly butt over there.
Randomcat1- I am not ugly
Randomcat2- Are to!
Randomcat1- Are not
Randomcat2- Are to
Randomcat3- Will you guys just shut-up and agree I am the prettiest kitty!
Randomcat1&2- Are not!
Mistystar- SHUT-UP!
Randomcat1, 2, & 3- Yes mam!
Mistystar- Thank-you random kitty 3 for shutting 1&2 up! You are now our contestant!
Randomcat3- Yay me!
Mistystar-*Walks up to the cat* What`s your freaky name kitty!
Nightcloud- Nightcloud
Mistystar- Oh right, you're competing against Leafpool, right?
Nightcloud- Right! Leafpool is going down. I am also more popular than her, anyway!
Leafpool-*From med. Den.* You most certainly are not! I've got all the med. cats, Squirrelflight, my family, I could bribe my kits, and starclan!
Mistystar- Fine! You can get your anger out in the cage! We need to get on with the show! *she runs upstairs to be with the other hosts.
Squirrelflight- Here are tonight`s pairings-
-Ivypaw & Dovepaw
-Nightcloud & Leafpool
-Honeyfern & Poppyfrost
Jayfeather- All of these cats have a problem with their pair so we get to see who gets the title of being superior!
Mistystar- Here come's Ivypaw and Dovepaw now.
*In the cage*
Ivypaw- I'm better than you cause I have more training than you!
Dovepaw- And where do you get this extra training?
Ivypaw- The dark forest cats taught me, of course!
Dovepaw- You do realize you just admitted it on live TV?
Ivypaw- Maybe….
Dovepaw- *points behind Ivypaw * Oh look weapons!
Ivypaw- Oh where!* turns her head around*
Dovepaw-* takes coconut and throws it 50 mph and hits Ivypaw's head.* HI-YA!
Ivypaw- *falls over* Woop-sie daisy!
Leafpool- she's out!
Ivypaw- I didn't say 'I give up!'
Leafpool- Well you just did, so get out!
Squirrelflight- Time for Leafpool and Nightcloud
*In the cage*
ReallyRandomcat- Fight!
Leafpool- You're going down tom-stealer! *Takes flower pot and drops it on Nightcloud* Take that!
Nightcloud- OUCH! It's not my fault he liked me better! *Grabs the closest thing she can find and sprays it* HA!
Leafpool- My eyes they burn!*passes out*
Stormfur- *Jumps on stage and pins down Nightcloud*
Nightcloud- Get off me mountain cat!
Stormfur- You have a choice fight Tigerstar or Sharptooth
Nightcloud- Why do I have to choose!
Stormfur- That can you sprayed was stay-down spray!
Nightcloud- Fox-dung!
Stormfur- Great choice, Tigerstar your up!
Nightcloud- Meep!
Squirrelflight- This scene has been censored for violence, blood, and brain-matter.
Tigerstar- Let's see who else here do I want to kill? There's Brambleclaw,Stormfur,Jayfeather,Mistystar,Lionblaze,and Squirrelflight
Mistystar, Stormfur, & Squirrelflight- Why us! We get the rest of them, but why us!
Tigerstar- Mistystar, because she's half-clan, Stormfur, because he's half-clan, Squirrelflight, because she's half kittypet.
All except Tiger- Meep! *Running away*
Tigerstar- I am now the official host for this episode! Next up, we have Poppyfrost and Honeyfern!
Honeyfern- *picks up her walkie-talkie* Dawnpelt I'm gonna need you to switch camera's with me.
Tigerstar-*Furious* Never open your mouth in front of me again! %$^$ (that's just a lot of random letter's!)
Honeyfern-*Trying to keep her mouth shut* Mhm-hmm
Tigerstar- Go fight!
Honeyfern- *Jump's in cage*
ReallyRandomcat- Fight!
Poppyfrost- I better win! I left my kits for this!
Honeyfern- Well left my camera with a shadowclan warrior! * grabs hot curlers and pelts Poppyfrost*
Poppyfrost- HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!*Grabs a cold tuna fish and puts it where it burns* Ahhhh….*She gets an idea and smacks Honeyfern in the face with the tuna*
Honeyfern- OUCH!
Poppyfrost-*smacks her*
Honeyfern- OUCH!
Poppyfrost- *Smacks het yet again*
Honeyfern- OUCH!
Author- This goes on for many more hours, so let's just say 3 hours have gone by!
Tigerstar- I am so bored, Poppyfrost wins!
Poppyfrost- YAY!
I want you guys out there to pass this on-
-Pickles are just cucumbers dipped in evil
Still try to guess my favorite number
Mrytlefalls you were incorrect
Try to make up the best commercial, if yours is the best it will be featured in next chapter!
If you want to be on the next episode give me your name, appearance, and your personality.
I need pairing they can be anybody, girl-boy, girl-girl, or boy-boy
See-ya!