A/N: The board game arc is on hiatus! Yup. That's right. I'm so lame, I can't even think of any more board games. Ploopy. ANYWAYS...on wi' da story!
It was St. Patricks Day, and Pein had the perfect gift in mind. He would find a four-leaf clover for Konan.
He went outside and started looking.
FRENCH GUY FROM SPONGEBOB: Five hours later...
"AUUUGHHH!" Pein screamed in agony. "WHY CAN'T I FIND A SINGLE FOUR-LEAF CLOVER, DAMN IT!" Pein began to whine. "All I'm...sniff...asking for is one...sniff...extra leaf!"
And a light bulb went on in Pein's head. "I know!" Pein exclaimed. "I'll just use my GOD POWERS to make a four-leaf clover!"
Pein set a clover on a chair, and proceeded to make elaborate hand gestures at it.
"Wow, Pein..." Konan gasped. "A four-leaf clover!"
Pein fidgeted nervously. "Er...yeah."
Konan looked at it more closely. "Hey...two of the leaves are smaller than the other two. Pein...?"
Pein pshaw-ed. "Pshaw, Konan, I would NEVER do something like...like tear one of the leaves in half. That just isn't right." He started edging towards the door.
Konan arched an eyebrow. "Right..."