Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Pine-sol. Darn.
Kisame was bothering Sasori.
"Wooden-butt, wooden-butt, Sasori has a wooden-butt," Kisame sang.
Sasori was polishing himself. "You say the words 'wooden-butt' again, and you'll be sorry," he muttered.
Kisame wasn't one to give up easily. So he walked by Sasori again and faked a stumble.
"Oh, no," Kisame cried, getting up and brushing himself off. "I almost bumped your...wooden...butt...."
Sasori threw down the bottle of Pine-Sol. "GRRAAHHH! You're just ASKIN' for this!" He began to beat up Kisame.
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After the worst beating of his life, Kisame meeped and ran away.
Sasori sneered and called after him. "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby!"