It was the day after the Academy graduation.
Kakashi looked down at his list of students.
"I have...4 students? Strange..."
Kakashi started taking roll.
"Naruto?"
"I'm here! Believe it! Dattebayo! Sexy no Jutsu! Squee!" Naruto panted. He had a lot of sugar that morning.
"Er...okay. Sakura?"
"Present, Kakashi-sensei, SIR!" Sakura saluted.
"Right. Er...Sah-soo-key?"
Sasuke groaned. "That's SAS-KAY!"
"Oh. My bad. Anita Life?" Kakashi called out. "Anita Life, are you here? Hey...wait a minute...which one of you jokesters put this name on my roll call sheet?" Kakashi demanded angrily.
Anita Life stepped out. She was big and muscular. "Didja say somethin' 'bout my name?" she growled menacingly.
Kakashi sweatdropped. "Er...no, no! Your name is a wonderful name!" he whimpered.
Anita smiled. "Good."
A/N: Anita Life??? I need a life?? Gawd, am I a hoot or what!? Review and Anita WON'T beat you up!