A/N: This chapter is dedicated to EllieLovesDogs for her unusual request. I had to add another character of my own, but I hope you like it.
P.S. I made up the character of Anthony Brown (but I would think that he's Lavender's father or grandfather)
-My First Kiss-
Alastor "Mad Eye" Moody:
My first kiss went a little like this:
This was way back when I was 12 and had two normal blue eyes and two, very real, legs. At that time, I was failing Potions, so I asked the Head Boy, Anthony Brown, for help.
We were at the library, in the far back because Anthony claimed he "didn't want to be seen with a 2nd year for too long." I couldn't object, he was basically saving my ass.
I was re-reading a passage about bezoars, when I felt him move closer to me. I could feel his breath on my face and I jumped back.
"What are you-" He cut me off, disgustingly, with his lips. My eyes were open in shock. I tried pulling away, pushing the table with all my weight, but he held me in place.
A full minute later, he pulled away, a small smirk on his face. As soon as he got far enough away from me, I punched him in the face and ran for it.
I think I made record time from the library to the boy's lavatory. I was there and puking within three minutes.
That was, my disgusting and regrettable, first kiss.