A Year in the Naruto Universe

by kacheep

Oh Em Gee! A year in the Naruto Universe? Will YOU survive? If you do, good job! If you don't...well, I don't really care. As of 11-23-2010, 43% done.

72. Day 72: Censoring

Hidan woke up to a beautiful, sun-shiny day. Little did he know that one of the things dearest to him would be lost forever.

Hidan walked into the bathroom. The bottle of hair gel was empty. He cursed. "Pineapple! ... ... ...huh?" Hidan tried to curse again. "Bicycle! Tangerine! Basketball! BWAAAAA! Why the fireplace can't I cuss?" he whined.

Tobi stuck his head inside the bathroom. "Hidan-san! Tobi is censoring you!" Tobi gave Hidan a thumbs-up. "It'll help you become a good boy, like Tobi!"

Hidan screamed in agony. "AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH! TOBI, YOU JUMPING IDIOT!" Hidan tried to explain. "I have to curse! If I don't, my head-"

It was too late. Hidan's head exploded.