Author's Note: This chapter's going back in time a little, and it's gonna be a parody of the "Amanda Show" sketch of the video store that sells bad rip-offs of movies.

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Oh, and in this chapter, Gilbert's 8 and Ludwig's 4.

Chapter 7: Video Store

Roderich angrily stormed into the video store, Blockblister, not even bothering to hold the door open for Elizabeta, who was trying her best to calm Roderich down and, at the same time, trying to get Gilbert and Ludwig to stop crying.

"Ya-yo!" three people at the counter said in friendly voices. The people at the counter were a teenage boy and girl, and their father.

"Welcome to our video store," said the father.

"How might we be helping you?" asked the girl.

"Boy, am I mad!" Roderich yelled at the people. "I wanted to rent "Harry Potter" for my cousins! But I didn't get "Harry Potter", did I? NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Roddykins, calm down," Elizabeta said in an effort to calm her raging boyfriend.

"My cousins won't stop crying now because of you people! Ya hear that? You made them upset!" Roderich continued yelling, his eyes now glowing red with anger as he indicated the two young boys.

"I hated it!" said Gilbert.

"Me, too!" Ludwig said as he tried (and failed) to stop crying long enough to talk.

"Oh, but you no ask for "Harry Potter," said the girl at the counter.

"Yes, I did, and it was horrid!" said Roderich.

"No, no, no," said the boy. "You rented "Harry Patter"."

"No, we didn't," said Elizabeta as she tried to talk to these people without yelling at them. "We wanted "Harry Potter"."

"Yes, but this movie better," said the boy behind the counter.

"Much better!" the family said.

"Just put the tape in, you asses," Roderich said angrily, throwing the video to the trio behind the counter.

The father put the tape in, and they, Roderich, Elizabeta, Gilbert, and Ludwig watched the horrible "movie".

In the movie, it was clear that the actors were none other than the three people who worked in the store!

"I am the Harry Patter," the boy said. "I go to wizard and witch school."

"And I am the Donald Measly," said the girl. "I am Harry Patter's friend."

"I am the bad guy Moldebore," said the father, appearing out of nowhere. "I am going to kill Harry Patter."

"Watch out for my magic wand, meanie," the boy said, and pointed a ballpoint pen at the father. "Abracadabra." Nothing happened.

"Dad, you drop dead," the girl whispered to the father.

"Oh," the father whispered, and then dropped to the floor, pretending to be dead.

The boy and girl looked at the camera with blank looks until the video was turned off.

"Bravo!" the trio cheered, and clapped. Gilbert and Ludwig cried even harder at going through this….this….torture a second time.

"What was that?" Roderich yelled as Vash Zwingli and his little sister, Lili, walked into the store to return a movie; Vash had an angry look on his face, and Lili looked upset.

"That was my daughter, Blippy, and my son, Biscotti," the father said as he put an arm around each of his children.

"That was the worst movie ever!" yelled Roderich.

'Yikes…angry Roderich,' Vash thought, and then gulped nervously.

"Big brother, Roderich's scary," Lili said quietly, pulling on Vash's jacket sleeve and looking at her older brother.

"I know," Vash said.

"How might you be paying us?" Blippy asked.

"I'm not paying you!" Roderich exclaimed, the ridicule showing in his voice.

"Ohhhhhhhh," the family said, disappointed.

"Egg?" asked Blippy, and shoved a basket of eggs in front of Roderich and Elizabeta.

Roderich, Elizabeta, and the boys each took an egg and threw them on the floor, the eggs splattering on the floor.

"This time, your eggs," said Elizabeta, glaring at the trio behind the counter.

"Next time, your faces," Roderich said angrily through gritted teeth.

"Yeah," Gilbert and Ludwig said at the same time.

As Roderich, Elizabeta, and the kids were about to leave, Roderich turned back to look at the family.

"Harry Patter?" he said, confused. Before he could walk out the door, he saw Vash and Lili.

"Uh, Roderich," said Vash, "I thought you, of all people, would care about how much money you guys just wasted, throwing those eggs on the floor."

"Shut up, Vash," Roderich said in an irritated tone as he ushered Elizabeta and the boys out of the store, leaving Vash and Lili to yell at the video store people.

Author's Note: Moldebore is pronounced like "Mold-A-Bore".

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