A/N: Idea comes from Calvin and Hobbes, which BTW, is a pwnsome comic. This day takes place before Itachi murders the Uchiha clan.
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Sasuke tip-toed up behind Itachi. "Nii-san, guess what!"
Itachi rolled his eyes. "Hn."
Sasuke smiled smugly. "Think of a number."
Itachi stared off into space. "Fine. I got it."
"Is it...nine billion, four hundred and seventy five million, three hundred eighty two thousand, six hundred and seventy two?" Sasuke guessed.
Itachi sighed. "By golly, you're absoutely right. Hn."
Sasuke did a double take. "Wait a minute...you're just trying to get RID of me, aren't you!"
Itachi feigned innocence. "No, of course not. Now, go show mom."