Ding-dong...
Hidan opened the door. There, on the Akatsuki Hideout's front step, was a preacher.
Hidan grunted. "Yeah?"
The preacher smiled. "Hello there, young man. I'm going door-to-door preaching about the wonders of Jesus."
Hidan was about to close the door. "Sorry. I'm a Jashinist."
The preacher wedged his foot in front of the door. "Wait! This is perfect! YOU can be my first convert!"
Hidan scowled. "I don't want to worship your heathen God. I'm a Jashinist, like I said before."
The preacher's wouldn't budge. "But, my son!" he exclaimed. "If you belive in Jesus, you get to go to Heaven!"
Hidan tried to close the door, but the preacher's foot stayed wedged between the door and the wall. "I said NO, you heathen prick!"
The preacher waved a packet of brochures in front of Hidan's face. "Here, at least take a brochure!"
Hidan took one. Suddenly, a great gust of wind blew the brochure out of his hands.
"Fuck!" Hidan shrilled. "It's Jashin's wrath! Quick, you heathen, repent and Jashin might give you a quick death!" Hidan ran cowering to a corner.
The preacher shrugged and walked away.