Moegi and Udon were on an F-rank mission. Yep, that's right. They were such bad ninja that they didn't even qualify for a D-rank mission.
Moegi read the mission objective. "It says here that we have to go to the old farmhouse and exterminate the two weevils that live there."
Udon shivered and sniffed up the snot that was threatening to leak out his nose. "Urgh. I can't stand weevils. They're so gross." He began scratching his butt.
Moegi sighed. "Yeah..."
The two made their way to the old farmhouse. They saw the two weevils. One was big and fat, the other was small and skinny.
"Which one are we gonna kill first!?" Moegi asked eagerly.
Udon rolled his eyes. "Obviously, we should kill the small weevil first."
Moegi stared at hiim. "Why?"
Udon sighed at Moegi's ignorance. "Don't you know that in a situation such as this, one must pick the lesser of two weevils?" he asked patiently, as if educating a mentally-challenged toddler.
Moegi nodded. "Oh."
A/N: Sorry guys, I just couldn't resist! I'm an avid pun-collector!