A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Locked-up lycan for requesting the scarily evil, Dolores Umbridge. Enjoy!

-My First Kiss-

Dolores Umbridge:

13, the year of the beginning of teenager-dom. What a perfect year to have a first kiss, yes?

My heels clacked down the stone hallway of my precious school: Hogwarts.

So who will be the lovely young man for me to kiss?

Ah, the absolutely adorable Jace Sommers.

"Jace, oh Jace!" I called to him. He looked over, slight confusion in his eyes.

"'Ello, Dolores" He said, his Irish accent charming.

"Jace, would you like to go to Hogsmeade this weekend?" I asked, making sure to bat my eyes at him for full effect.

"Uh, sure" He said.

I took that as an okay. So I kissed him. He wrapped his arms around my waist, my hands around his neck.

He pulled away, looking slightly dumbfounded.

"Lovely" I said, patting his cheek and walking away, my heels still clacking.