Orochimaru was in a shinobi-mart, pondering what to buy.
"Hmmm," he hmm-ed. "Should I buy laundry detergent or deodorant?"
Kabuto shrugged. "It doesn't matter. Either way, you'll still smell funky."
Orochimaru gasped. "Why, you little-" He broke off in mid-sentence and sniffed.
"..."
Orochimaru quietly put both items in his cart.