Sakura and Ino were comparing their underweight teenage bodies like they always did.
"Ehmagawd!" Ino shrieked. "This month, I've lost infinity pounds!" She pointed to her waist. She was thinner than the starving children in Haiti.
"Ohemgee!" Sakura shrilled. "This month, I've ALSO lost infinity pounds!" She twirled around once to show off. She was thinner than the starving children in Libya.
As they were boasting about how many miles they ran every day, Sai walked past them.
Sakura giggled. "Fatty!" She pointed at Sai.