Kakuzu stood before the gates of Heaven. He rubbed his hands together in anticipation; soon, very soon, he would be living the life of his dreams.
God was about to push open the gates, but Kakuzu stopped him.
"Mr. God, sir?" he inquired. "I thought I was allowed to bring a carry-on bag to Heaven." He gestured to the suitcase sitting beside him.
God consulted his handbook. "Hmmm...er...yeah, one carry-on bag per entree. Okay, what's in your bag?"
Kakuzu quickly spun the 16 digit lock and opened the suitcase. "See?" He pointed proudly. "I sold all of my most precious possessions and bought this lump of solid gold!"
God snorted. "You brought pavement?"
Kakuzu's jaw dropped, and erupted in a fit of cursing that got him sent to Hell.
A/N: School is over soon! Hooray! And if you can't find enough kindness in your heart to review, at least give me some ideas. ^.^