A/N: I'm starting a new arc...the New Inventions Arc! Wo0t!

Ever since texting had been introduced into the Hidden Leaf Village, all the young ninjas were talking in text-language.

Kakashi was rather jealous. All the cool people understood text-language, yet he did not. Kakashi gasped to himself. He was still cool, right? Or was the bad-ass mask not enough?

Kakashi ran to the library and checked out a text-language dictionary. He ran home and started studying.

THE NEXT DAY:

Sakura groaned. "Oh em gee, like, is Kakashi sensei STILL not here?"

Naruto shrugged. "I dee kay."

Suddenly, Kakashi jumped out from behind a rock. "TTYLROFLMAOL8RG8RLYLASOMGLOL!" he blurted out.

Everyone stared.

Kakashi felt rather uncomfortable. "Er...G2G!" He ran away, sobbing into his mask.