Sasuke ran up to his father. He looked very excited.
"Father, I read that the average Konoha family watches 7 hours of television every day," Sasuke said in a cute chibi voice.
His father looked at him strangely. "Hn...that's nice..." He went back to his Sports Illustrated.
Sasuke tugged on his sleeve. "But you never watch TV, Mother never watches TV, and Itachi never watches TV either!" He continued to tug.
His father sighed a very emo sigh. "And...?"
"So when I come home at three o'clock, I should get to watch TV all the way to ten o'clock, right?" Sasuke grinned happily.
Sasuke's father swatted Sasuke's hand away. "No." he answered flatly.
Sasuke's jaw dropped. "Do you want us to be sub-average?"
Itachi burst into the room. "S...Sub-average...?" he twitched. "Uchihas are NEVER SUB-AVERAGE!" He grabbed the remote and started watching Glee.