It was inspection day in Konoha. The village inspector was ...inspecting stuff, to make sure that they were up to par.
He had just finished inspecting Ichiraku's ramen stand. He was just about to leave when he remembered that he had to inspect the Hokage's hiring policies.
Tsunade was in the middle of a conversation with Danzo when the inspector came in.
"Wow!" The inspector nodded approvingly, looking at Danzo's bandages. "Hiring disabled people is very admirable." He jotted some notes down.
Tsunade puffed out her rather impressive chest. "I know," she huffed.
The inspector looked through his papers. "If he's gay, Konoha will be eligible for a 25,000 dollar grant from the Ruhdagpah!"
Tsunade looked confused. "The...what?"
The inspector explained. "You know, Ruhdagpah! The Random Disabled And Gay People's Association, RDAGPA for short."
Tsunade could almost feel the money in her hands. "Well...he is pretty queer..."
Danzo looked at Tsunade rather accusingly. "I AM-MNPH!"
Tsunade had put her hand over his mouth. "See, he agrees!" she yelled. "Now gimme the money!"