It was a slow day for the delivery ninjas in the post office, until Ton Ton trotted in.
The mailmen gasped and stood there, wondering when the Animal Control would take care of this minor violation of the Konoha animal safety laws.
Finally, one of them was brave enough to speak. "Er...S-sir- I mean, m-ma'am...er...oh, screw this. Whaddya want?" he snapped.
Ton Ton farted in the direction of the telegraph machine.
The mailman pointed. "You want to send a telegram?"
Ton Ton oinked, though it came out sounding like another fart. The pig slid a page of paper across the floor, towards the mailman.
The mailman read the page out loud. "Hmmm...Oink. Oink oink, oink. Oink, oink. Oink. Oink oink."
Ton Ton farted happily. The mailman took an aspirin. "Well, Ton Ton, there are only nine oinks on here. You could send another oink for the same price." he informed Ton Ton.
Ton Ton looked confused. (Which is very hard to do for a pig, by the way.) "But that wouldn't make any sense at all!" Ton Ton exclaimed.
But all the mailman heard was 'ooooiiiinnnnnkkkk!' So he added an 'ooooiiiinnnnnkkkk' to the telegram.