A/N: This day takes place when Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraya are still all living in Konoha. Reviews are desperately wanted!
Orochimaru was well on his way to becoming Hokage. It was nearing the election period, and he had just finished writing his candidate speech. Suddenly, he felt an urge to go eat ramen. So, he left the speech on his desk and ran to Ichiraku's.
This was what Jiraya had been waiting for. He tip-toed into the room, and erased all of the speech's nouns. Then, he replaced them with the words, 'butt cheese'. He then tip-toed out of the room.
Time Skip...
It was Hokage Election Day. Sarutobi, AKA the Third Hokage, was presiding over the festivities.
"Up next, we have candidate #69. Let's all give a hand to...Orochimaru..." Sarutobi stifled a yawn.
"Thank you, thank you! No, no, please! Sit down! My, what a crowd we have here today!" Orochimaru spoke cheerily to the completely silent audience of 20 people.
"Erm...ok. I will now begin my speech!" Orochimaru fished out his speech. Without even reading over it, he began to talk.
"My good butt cheeses! Today, butt cheese will be talking to butt cheese about how butt cheese really deserves the title of Butt Chee- hey, wait a minute! This isn't my speech!" Orochimaru turned deep red.
But it was too late. Everyone in the audience was booing and Sarutobi was glaring at him.
Orochimaru ran down from the stage, sobbing his eyes out. Jiraya snickered happily. All was going according to plan...