A/N: This was formerly chapter one. I replaced chapter one with a better one-shot.
"Lee...?" Ten Ten gasped.
Lee was sporting a huge bushy mustache. "Yes! Isn't it so... YOUTHFUL? It matches my youthful eyebrows very youthfully, right?" He squeed.
Ten Ten sighed. These things happened a lot, ever since they were students at the academy. "Lee, how old are you again? 13?" Ten Ten asked.
Lee beamed "Yes! 13 is a very YOUTHFUL number, is it not?"
Suddenly, Neji walked by them, and noticed Lee's mustache. He looked with...could it be...jealousy, in his eyes? "Lee? How did you get such a bushy mustache?"
Lee glomped him and started to sparkle. "YOSH!" He said, clinging onto Neji's back. "That is the best compliment I have recieved all day!"
Ten Ten slowly walked away.
"My mustache is not as bushy as my father's," Lee spoke with much emotion. " but someday, I hope it becomes as bushy as my mothers!"
"Urk..." Neji slowly walked away as well.