A/N: Eternal Gratitude goes to Master Solo, who gave many awesome reviews. *glares at non-reviewers*
"Fuck!" Hidan yelled. He had just stepped on one of Deidara's bombs. He unleashed a few more expletives as his foot was blown off.
Pein was not pleased. "Starting now, cursing in the Akatsuki Super Secret Hideout is now ILLEGAL." he decreed.
Hidan gasped. He did NOT want the events in Day 72 to be repeated. So he started brainstorming some ideas on how to cuss...without cussing.
Sometime later...
"Damn!" Hidan shouted. Pein came running. "I thought I outlawed all cursing..." Pein glowered. He was already thinking up cruel and unusual punishments for Hidan.
Hidan smirked. "I didn't do anything wrong. I was just saying 'dam' as in beaver dam."
"I'll be watching you..." Pein snarled. He melted into the shadows, in a very cool and evil-ninja-y way.
Hidan smiled. He decided to try some more. "Cunt!" Pein came running. "-inue!" Hidan finished.
"Hell!" Pein came running. "-o!"
"Fuck!" Pein came running. "et, Thailand! (1)"
"Shit!" Pein came running. "zu puppies!"
Hidan was about to say 'douche' when Pein, gasping for breath, stopped him.
"Hidan...you can curse again..." Pein doubled over in pain, panting and wheezing like an old man.
(1) There is a city in Thailand called Phucket. Believe it or not. And in case you didn't get the other ones, they were: continue, hello, Phucket, and shitzu.