A/N: Since nobody got this chapter...I changed it completely. Happy reading!
Choji was in Tsunade's office, complaining of stomach pains. Tsunade was pretty sure it was food poisoning, but she had to double-check.
"Choji, I'll have to put a little camera in you, so I can see inside your stomach and intestines," Tsunade warned. "You may feel a little discomfort."
Choji obedientlly opened his mouth.
Tsunade chuckled. "Guess again."