A/N: Yeah...the last one was kinda weird. But I hope this one is better!
Itachi was on trial for murdering his entire clan, but since he was broke, he couldn't afford a lawyer. A good one, that is...
"Don't worry, Itachi-san! Tobi is a good lawyer!" Tobi smiled. Itachi sweat-dropped.
Tsunade cleared her throat. "Does the defense wish to enter a plea?"
Itachi stood up. "Yes. I would like to plea insanity."
Tsunade looked skeptical. "Does the defense have any evidence of insanity?"
Itachi answered immediately. "I hired HIM to defend me." he pointed an accusing finger at Tobi, who was doodling flowers and cupcakes on his legal pad.
Tsunade banged her gavel without a second thought. "Plea accepted. Defendant sentenced to 40 years of therapy."