A/N: I saw this joke online...I HAD to use it!
Minato and Kushina had been dating for a few weeks now, and Kushina's birthday was coming up. So, Minato decided to buy her a pair of gloves. But by accident, the clerk mixed up the pair of gloves with a pair of underwear. Minato didn't notice, and wrapped up the present along with a letter he wrote.
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love,
Minato
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.