Asuma and Kurenai were sick and tired of their students watching the mindless violent and expletive-filled cartoons they always watched. So, they decided to form an anti-TV organization.
"From now on, we shall be known as the TART!" They proclaimed to the heavens.
Kiba stared at them. "What the [expletive] is wrong with you [expletive] people?" He demanded. "You [expletives] are making me miss my [expletive] TV show!"
Choji glared at them. "Go [expletive] yourself, [expletives]."
Asuma ignored their expletives. "TART- Teachers Against Rude Television." He grinned, breaking the remote in half.
"Our goal is to eradicate these mindless violent and graphic cartoons you watch all the time!" Kurenai chirped happily, punching a hole in the television.
Shino stared at the ruined TV set. He twitched, then roared in anguish.